Well, normally, this is where a whole lotta shit goes. But look, this is a frickin’ blog. We are not buying or selling. We’re not talking about anything too serious. So here’s what you need to know about our protecting your privacy: we are not tracking jack shit. Really. So, if you’re paranoid, let me let you in on a little secret: Someone else is tracking your ass – not us. You’re not going to be any less secure here than anywhere else you go on the web.
Last thing. Now that you know that you’re paranoid – just remember this, just because you know that you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that they really aren’t out to get you.
I hope that our privacy statement helps you sleep better tonight. Only kidding.